“I’m guessing you’ve forgotten who you’re speaking to, little brother. Scared is something I’m not, nor will I ever be. LADIES first.”
( Although Emmett was YOUNGER, he was BIGGER and stronger of course–therefore, he believed and acted as if he was the oldest of the brothers. He was NEVER one to stand down from a challenge and always let his challenger take the first swing. )
“Emmett, I wasn’t aware we were expecting you. What brings you to Alaska?”
“Decided to take a small vacation on my own this year, I usually go away for three months up in the mountains back home, but I just wanted to get a bit further away this year. Thought I should stop in and at least SPEAK.”
“Uhh yeah, we’re cool or whatever but that still doesn’t change the fact that you smell like a wet mutt. Somebody miss their bath time?”
( Out of all the Cullen’s, Emmett was the one that could tolerate the wolves the most. He didn’t let the fact that him and Paul got into a small run in change his opinion on the whole pack. Even they he would say that they were some what cool, he still had to be the one that cracked small jokes—it was honestly all out of fun. )
“See, now repeat after me—’Emmett is always right’…”
“I told you if you just gave Rose some time, she would be okay with you becoming one of us and joining the family—I mean, all you had to do was give her a beautiful niece.”
( Quite the ‘i-told-you-so’, don’t you think, Emmett? )
❝ Did they even have Gatorade when youwere a kid ? ❞ ❝ Like.❞ ❝ All the different colors.❞ ❝ — ❞ ❝ I always see you looking at mine.❞ ❝ … ❞ ❝Does the red one look like blood, or something? ❞
“Really, pup..”
“Yes, there was Gatorade back then! Had just as much variety as there is today. I’m always looking at your Gatorade because every time you drink it, I just always wonder how in the hell can you drink it—it has such a MEDICINAL taste to it..”
“No where near the visual of blood, too dull and thin.”
“Dude, the family made you and Bella your own house for a reason—I don’t want to come out of my room at night and hear you and Bella going at it at three o’clock in the morning.. I don’t know who moans more, you or Bella, bro.”
( Of course, he was just teasing his brother—he HONESTLY didn’t care because he knew that there were plenty of times when Him and Rose literally had their moments nearly over every inch of the house. So therefore, he UNDERSTOOD. )
