( JAZHXLE. )

“Then why aren’t you proving it to me? Afraid?”

                          “I’m guessing you’ve forgotten  who  you’re  speaking
                           to, little brother. Scared is something I’m not, nor will
                           I             ever             be.            LADIES            first.” 

                                                           ( Although Emmett was YOUNGER, he was BIGGER and stronger of course–therefore, he believed and acted as if he was the oldest of the brothers. He was NEVER one to stand down from a challenge and always let his challenger take the first swing. )

( JENKO. )

                       “ BRO– have you ever thought
                          about joining the football team?? 
                          you look like you could be like, an
                          AWESOME linebacker, man.  ”

         ( It was true, he had the broad shoulders and the built figure to be a football player, but it just wasn’t his thing. He’s always loved sports, but football was just one that he couldn’t force himself to like nor participate in. ) 

                         “I swear, you’re the fifth person to say that to me today.
                          As awesome as that sounds, Football  just really isn’t
                          my thing man. But I will be signing up for the Baseball
                          team,  I  can  totally   whoop   ass   on   that   diamond.” 

                                       ( There was that playful smirk showing on his lips. ) 

( ISOLATED-NOMAD. )

     “What is this?”

                     “Smash     Bros,     dude!     Are     y’gonna     grab
                      a controller or just stand there and watch me play?”

  ( out of all the Cullen’s, Emmett wasn’t afraid to admit that he was the biggest kid at heart. )

( OFDENALISM. )

“Emmett, I wasn’t aware
 we were expecting you.
What brings you to Alaska?”

             “Decided   to   take    a   small   vacation   on my own 
                  this  year,  I  usually  go  away   for   three   months
                  up   in  the   mountains back  home, but I just wanted
                  to  get  a  bit  further away this year. Thought I should
                  stop          in          and         at           least       SPEAK.” 

( ALWAYSAVAGE. )

“Honestly, do you think that since you have huge muscles 
that you can beat up anyone you see and win? the bigger
they are, the harder they fall!!” 

               ( Great, another person thinking they could take him, you’d think he’d be rich right about now due to other’s thinking the same way. He rolled his eyes just a bit and answered with a slight attitude. ) 

                            “Don’t  get  ahead of yourself, the  last  guy  that thought
                             that ended up face to the ground and arm pressed down
                             against      his      back—y’know,       pinned       down.” 

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                “Uhh  yeah,   we’re   cool  or  whatever   but  that
                 still  doesn’t  change  the   fact  that   you   smell
                 like a wet mutt. Somebody miss their bath time?” 

                                    ( Out of all the Cullen’s, Emmett was the one that could tolerate the wolves the most. He didn’t let the fact that him and Paul got into a small run in change his opinion on the whole pack. Even they he would say that they were some what cool, he still had to be the one that cracked small jokes—it was honestly all out of fun. )

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      “Did you just say what I think you said? 

                         ————-Or am I just hearing things..” 

( Emmett wasn’t really used to being confronted about things, but he knew he was going to have to give the man an answer—whether he wanted to or not. ) 

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                                            “Hey, it’s totally not my fault that you
                                             keep leaving your Disney Collection
                                             hanging       around       the      house! 

                     ——–I mean, I’m just bound to watch them if they’re there.” 

              ( Yeah, it was a bit embarrassing that his niece caught him humming along to the Flower Song. )

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                           “Dude, I don’ t mean  to  burst  your  bubble, but  I  believe
                                    you’re  about  two  years  behind  with   that  shirt.  I’ll  give
                                    you  a  call  when vertical stripes come back in  style bro.”

        ( Wow, he must’ve been hanging around his niece WAY too long to even think of that in the first place. ) 

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                 “See, now repeat after me—’Emmett is always right’…”

                       “I told you if you just  gave  Rose some time,
                        she  would  be okay with you becoming one
                        of us and joining the family—I mean, all you
                        had to  do  was  give  her  a  beautiful  niece.”

                                      ( Quite the ‘i-told-you-so’, don’t you think, Emmett? )