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                      “Dude,   we’ve   been   watching   Frozen   for  
                      five damn hours on, let me have the remote!” 

             ( Not that Emmett didn’t enjoy Frozen, but if he had to hear ‘Let It Go’ one more time, he was more than positive that his ear drums would bust. ) 

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                “Uhh  yeah,   we’re   cool  or  whatever   but  that
                 still  doesn’t  change  the   fact  that   you   smell
                 like a wet mutt. Somebody miss their bath time?” 

                                    ( Out of all the Cullen’s, Emmett was the one that could tolerate the wolves the most. He didn’t let the fact that him and Paul got into a small run in change his opinion on the whole pack. Even they he would say that they were some what cool, he still had to be the one that cracked small jokes—it was honestly all out of fun. )

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      “Did you just say what I think you said? 

                         ————-Or am I just hearing things..” 

( Emmett wasn’t really used to being confronted about things, but he knew he was going to have to give the man an answer—whether he wanted to or not. ) 

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                                            “Hey, it’s totally not my fault that you
                                             keep leaving your Disney Collection
                                             hanging       around       the      house! 

                     ——–I mean, I’m just bound to watch them if they’re there.” 

              ( Yeah, it was a bit embarrassing that his niece caught him humming along to the Flower Song. )

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                           “Dude, I don’ t mean  to  burst  your  bubble, but  I  believe
                                    you’re  about  two  years  behind  with   that  shirt.  I’ll  give
                                    you  a  call  when vertical stripes come back in  style bro.”

        ( Wow, he must’ve been hanging around his niece WAY too long to even think of that in the first place. ) 

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                 “See, now repeat after me—’Emmett is always right’…”

                       “I told you if you just  gave  Rose some time,
                        she  would  be okay with you becoming one
                        of us and joining the family—I mean, all you
                        had to  do  was  give  her  a  beautiful  niece.”

                                      ( Quite the ‘i-told-you-so’, don’t you think, Emmett? )

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               “No no man, don’t worry.. I’ll be fine..”

                                ( he gagged a bit. ) 

                                          “————Just my first time on a boat, man..”

                ( There was no hiding the fact that this was his first time. Hands wrapped TIGHTLY around the rail of the boat, his head hanging over, staring straight down at the crystal blue water rush by—which OBVIOUSLY wasn’t helping, but where else was he going to let it out? ) 

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                        “Dude, the family  made   you  and  Bella  your  own
                                house  for  a  reason—I  don’t want to come out  of
                                my  room at night and  hear you and  Bella going at
                                it at three o’clock in the morning.. I  don’t know who
                               moans         more,       you       or        Bella,       bro.” 

                   ( Of course, he was just teasing his brother—he HONESTLY didn’t care because he knew that there were plenty of times when Him and Rose literally had their moments nearly over every inch of the house. So therefore, he UNDERSTOOD. )

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                               “I  don’t   know  why,   but  I  have   this 
                                sudden urge to just play with your hair.” 

                                    ( Did he just say that out loud? That sounded like something that his niece would have said to this dude, gosh he needed to stop hanging around her so much. But he had to admit, the dude’s hair did catch his eye. ) 

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      “Uhm, you’re.. i’m… what the hell is going on here?” 

                           ( He was literally lost for words, why did the male in front of him look so much like himself. Literally the only difference seemed to be a slight height difference and a different shade of hair color and some facial hair. He didn’t know if he should just attack or give the male a chance to explain—that’s if he even knew himself what was going on here.. )