( BITCHESCARSNPIE. )

“You sure ‘bout that, man? 
For all you know, I was tryin’ to figure 
out what kinda jeans you’re wearin’.”

                          “Oh please——-

                                                  That’s the oldest excuse in  the  book,  dude. 
                                                  Just admit the fact that you were  staring   at
                                                  my ass. Not trying to brag,  but I’d even look
                                                  at my ass if I could.”