( edwardcxllen liked x. )

“Dude, the family made you and Bella your own
house for a reason—I don’t want to come out of
my room at night and hear you and Bella going at
it at three o’clock in the morning.. I don’t know who
moans more, you or Bella, bro.”
( Of course, he was just teasing his brother—he HONESTLY didn’t care because he knew that there were plenty of times when Him and Rose literally had their moments nearly over every inch of the house. So therefore, he UNDERSTOOD. )